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continuation of Two days back..

It's a trend nowadays..whatever crime or,can just make it  -take it easy word -
'incident' happens in front of you..Few scenario might take place,which can be classified into another few according to time period like our culture..(which constantly changing according to time)

Scenario 1
Few years back-
basically when no smart phones..people run away from the place..some will still manage to hide and watch it.It's solely for gossip purpose-.with taman friends later laarh...And a simple grey shades will become 50 shades of grey.Stories will spread as fast as radiowaves..


Scenario 2
Now,present time-
People take few step away,take their smart phone and become an instant cameraman.Just for facebook publicity purpose larrh..apa lagi..-record,upload kat facebook,100likes,20 shares,400 views,become critics of the nation for 3 days.- .They stand,record,and enjoy the show like a thriller drama..Every drama has it's own karma la bro..Do you wana be a part of that karma..?Up to you..Atleast run and seek for help laarh...and with pillar like support of social medias ,news spreads faster than  nuclearwaves...The fun part is,the same incident will have many varieties of story line.If you sit and listen to all of them,it will be very entertaining ..am I right?


One idiot is provoking racial issues,one bunch of psychos torturing a dog,one team of stupids will kill each other with the name of gangs..Artist will be whacked infront of everyone..about 50-70 people near by will enjoy the show while showing their concern and will remember the incident as a unforgettable memories..They will proudly share it with their grandkids one day ..because they was there what..standing,doing nothing,gaining memories.worth sharing laarh tu..
and if any sort of violence happens around us,we see it,read it,two days later(maximum a week laarh),then amnesia pulak...as a plus point,mother nature will show it colors at times in the form of tsunami ,earth quake etc.

All the while..we will be the best audience..we won't use our brain,..Just stand there and watch..One side will blame police and another group will blame the whole races..
Weeii,.take a chair laarh if u find someone with parang,or look for something near by ,or atleast activate you fight or flight system and move accordingly.If can,run,seek help.If an incident happens in front of group of peoples,don't la lari..You won't mati  pun...All attack them as a group laaarh...If the same thing happen to your loved one,and if people are just watching..Don't blame others..it's you karma laaarh...enjoy it..

If I hurt any one's feeling,please forgive me..Please laarh..please think and act...Consequences can be good..or can be bad..It depends on us people.

By
Lakdhes

Two days back.

two day's back:
continuation of Religion isn't a matter in health.

..I went again to ward number 30,just to visit this lady..She's 52 years old and a post operative patient..She just undergone a total hysterectomy with bilateral salpingo-oophorectomy with total omentectomy..Quite a long name to remember right..I first met this lady a week ago...She was my patient during a long case class exam..She looks innocent,a face that you won't forget easily once you saw.I was taking history generally..

First thing I told her was,"Aunty,ammi bideshi manuss,ammi bengali janne,kintu kup balo nei..ammi akon porikhar ashei..Please ammar'ke  help korein.
(Aunty,I'm a foreigner and my Bengali is not that good..Please help me.I'm having exam..)

First thing she asked  was,'what is your religion..?
I said, hindu..

She seems excited because she is a hindu too.A cooperative patient actually..Then madam came..

she asked ,
'are you a foreigner?..

I said ,'yes madam..'
then she said a word that i can't recall..and she asked me do you know the meaning?

I said,No.

She said,it means you..a student that is not regular to classes and lazy..

I kept quiet  and  then i said,i admit that i'm a problematic student.But,this is my favorite ward,so i'm regular here..  *checkmate -i didn't realize that my stupid bold move will leads me to checkmate.

Since that,every question she asked was just to lock me down..In the end,she said,my diagnosis was wrong..I just nodded and stand in silences.*one more heroic attempt,then i will stay here for another 10 years without passing gynecology. 

At last,madam went..

Before I leave,I gave her some money..she neglected it until I  forced her to take it.. 

Since then,at times,I will visit her...Two days back is the latest.She was very happy to see me..I just smile and asked 

how are you aunty?

She said she is fine now..The pain is no more and she said doctor asked her to go to this place which she don't know then (it's the radiology department for radiotherapy since she is suffering from metastatic ovarion tumor).Without knowing what it is,she said,i'm going back tomorrow and i will be fine and will die when i'm 80..I just smiled.. 

Then she ask, don't you have class tomorrow?
i said ,yes aunty,why? 
'Then how are  you spending time visiting me..
Why aunty?why not?,I asked .
She said,'other student said they don't even have time to eat,but you came here this night to visit me?
I just smiled..wonder..

"No time at all for medical student,It's like drinking water from a  big hose pipe.."

Is this true?Should ask my dearest med student friends out there one day.

From my own experiences,medical sciene  has never been easy-said by one of my close friend.
A true and wise word.For some,it might be easy,for some it might be hard..but there's no such thing as being too busy .If you really  want something,you will make time for it..I want to see her.I want it the most at that time.

Basically,'most'-(i really meant most-,not all medical student)
medical student will love humans.They love to interact with patient in a gentle manner-(except the one that drives you nut..usually laa..)

I love humans too..I really do, except  humans under few criteria..Those idiots killing each other in the name of religion and bastard kids that rape,fight,causing fucking nuisance,and killing each other.-for various fucking reasons like drug,fucked  up relationships,stupid boy love stupid girl and vice verse ,in the name of gangs that  never gives you even  half cent  and so many idiotic reason.

#medstudent out there,If i'm wrong or my words hurt any one's feeling,please forgive me.

by 
Lakdhes

Egoist medical student

A conversation between two medical student:
(quite interesting..So,just wana share it here..)

Student A :which book is good  for  better understanding of surgery?
Student  B:I don't know about others,but for me SRB's Manual of Sugery is good..

Student A:Do you think you are smarter than other student?(Sarcastic tone) 
Student B:I'm sorry..What?(blur look)

Student A :u got me aren't you..
Student B :hmmm..no such thing by the way..

Student A:Then let me test you...hallmark sign of increase icp?
Student B :answered.

Student  A:what could be the diagnosis of a lady with a continuous dribbling of urine..
Student B:answered 

Student A:What is caput medusae?
Student B:answered.

Student A:What is povisep?
Student B:answered 

Student A:What is sedil?
Student B: answered 

Student A:What will happened incase of hyperbilirubinemia in premature babies?
Student B:answered 

Student A:What will happen if a patient with hypothyroidism is going for surgery without management of the hypothyroidism?
Student B:answered    

Student A:Hmmm..Ok,yet by answering all this ,does it make u smarter than others?
Student B:Ok,let me ask you a question..What is bili light?It's uses?

Student A:Not sure bro..
Student B:Not sure or you don't know..?

Student A:quiet..
Student B:Atleast,do you have any idea to which question of yours does this bili light connected?

Student A:No idea bro..
Student B:What I know,u might don't know,and what you know,i might don't know..So,who is smarter here?
No one..All are equal..Stop testing and study for your test.